chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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ven0moth:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE IVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

hellanerd:

at school like

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broadwayphotos:

Aaron Tveit in Next to Normal (2009).

“That’s not what I got.”

Ancient Math Proverb (via platosdrawings)

Taylor at the MTV Video Music Awards 2014